Well here goes, an entry to my blog.
For those that are interested this is a Blog by me, quite on what I have yet to decide. I had entertained the notion of writing about wine for the amusement and interest of millions but to my dismay I discovered that there are approximately three trillion seperate blogs with wine as their main subject, crumblebum. Crestfallen I then retreated to my sanctuary and infused myself with some dry Sherry and a ships biscuit, suddenly I had a thought! I could write about wine related subjects in a cruelly amusing and wry way, after all I am not currently affiliated to any wine group, no one sends me samples to try and then review in a somewhat cagey manner, why not?
I sunk back into gloom with the realisation that the era of the enfant terrible waxed and quickly waned with the advent of Oz Clarke, ( my god he even has the name!), and, well, everyone in Journalism has tried their level best to channel Jeremy Clarkson, I poured myself some more Sherry and held on the biscuit.
'You know', I mumbled to myself distractedly, 'I could try to channel Steven Fry, he's amusing and erudite and people seem to like him'. I spilled some of Jerez's finest on my white dressing gown. 'Maybe it is enough to have actually written something' I thought as I dabbed at the stain. Apon reflection this is true, a start is a start and from this we can all learn a moral, 'to start one has to begin'.
Until the next time.
